{"id":740,"date":"2009-12-11T17:54:37","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T16:54:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/11\/when-not-to-use-your-iphone\/"},"modified":"2009-12-11T17:59:52","modified_gmt":"2009-12-11T16:59:52","slug":"when-not-to-use-your-iphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/11\/when-not-to-use-your-iphone\/","title":{"rendered":"When NOT to use your iPhone&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am (nearly) terribly sorry that I appear to be cross-posting a lot of great stuff from the good folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5419435\/a-romance-flowchart-when-is-it-inappropriate-to-use-your-iphone\">Gawker\/Gizmodo<\/a> these days rather than furthering the world&#8217;s knowledge with my (presumed) insights but this one is &#8211; yet again &#8211; hilarious:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 5px\" src=\"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/iphone-graph_inappropriate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"785\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>Image credit: http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5419435\/a-romance-flowchart-when-is-it-inappropriate-to-use-your-iphone<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am (nearly) terribly sorry that I appear to be cross-posting a lot of great stuff from the good folks at Gawker\/Gizmodo these days rather than furthering the world&#8217;s knowledge with my (presumed) insights but this one is &#8211; yet again &#8211; hilarious: Image credit: http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5419435\/a-romance-flowchart-when-is-it-inappropriate-to-use-your-iphone<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[756],"tags":[54,903,310,757,820,758,904],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-756","tag-apps","tag-fun","tag-iphone","tag-mobile-apps","tag-mobile-web","tag-smartphone","tag-society"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paSwZv-bW","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":741,"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions\/741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vhirsch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}